So...

Feb. 8th, 2017 07:14 pm
xp_topaz: (Bloody Hell)
[personal profile] xp_topaz
Has anyone seen a mouse? It's about five inches long, has a pink year and blue ear, and is stuffed with cat nip. And it might be walking around on its own. Nothing to be alarmed by just... let me know.

Date: 2017-02-09 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-trance.livejournal.com
Topaz, tell me you did not do what I think you did...

Date: 2017-02-09 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-topaz.livejournal.com
What did I do? Nothing. I did nothing. Cat nip mice come to life and walk around on their own all the time....

Date: 2017-02-09 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-trance.livejournal.com
Maybe gather all the mansion felines and see if they chase after something?

Date: 2017-02-09 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-topaz.livejournal.com
I tried that with mine. Unfortunately her hunting skills only go so far before she tries to attack something that ISN'T actively running away from her

Date: 2017-02-09 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-trance.livejournal.com
There might be better hunters among them?

Date: 2017-02-09 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-topaz.livejournal.com
I can't imagine people would be too thrilled with me knocking on their doors asking to borrow their cats. Of course if people want to volunteer....

Date: 2017-02-09 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-darcy.livejournal.com
...I think I saw one of the cats stalking it earlier near the library? I assumed it was being remote controlled or something.

Date: 2017-02-09 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-topaz.livejournal.com
Remote control. Sure. That's a good explanation that won't get me yelled at.

Thanks!

Date: 2017-02-09 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-darcy.livejournal.com
You're welcome? :)

Date: 2017-02-09 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-strange.livejournal.com
Wait...so we're allowed to do that? Awesome! I always wanted to try sword fighting with a real knight.

Date: 2017-02-09 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-topaz.livejournal.com
No, I'm allowed to do that because I don't bring anything to life that could chop my head off.

Date: 2017-02-09 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-strange.livejournal.com
so what you're saying is if I choose something cuddly and innocent then I should be ok? Sweet, I'm sure Clea has a stuffed animal around here somewhere

Date: 2017-02-09 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-topaz.livejournal.com
I'm farming this one out to Amanda

Date: 2017-02-09 08:40 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (witch)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
Oh, no you don't, padawan. Your spell, your idea, you deal with it.

Date: 2017-02-09 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-topaz.livejournal.com
What, seriously? I don't think "don't use magic to bring things to life" is going to sound that great coming from me when I'm still trying to find live cat nip mice.

Date: 2017-02-09 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-topaz.livejournal.com
This is a horrible lesson for everyone involved.

Stephen, I'm a cautionary tale, not an example to follow. Don't be like me

Date: 2017-02-09 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-strange.livejournal.com
What if I promise to be really really careful! I'll give him a foam sword and everything.

Date: 2017-02-09 08:42 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (don't give me that shite)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
Accidents still happen. Didn't you ever watch the Disney version of the Sorcerer's Apprentice?

Date: 2017-02-10 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xp-strange.livejournal.com
You mean the Nicholas Cage movie?

Date: 2017-02-09 03:23 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (oh topaz)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
Again? At least this one doesn't have the pointy bits that your chessmen did?

Date: 2017-02-09 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-topaz.livejournal.com
Midnight likes chasing them around the living room.

So technically this one is on you, because you gave me the cat that led me to enchanting cat nip stuffed mice for her to chase.

Date: 2017-02-09 08:41 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (wry)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
Most people just get a mouse toy on a string and wave it around for the cat to chase...

Date: 2017-02-09 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-topaz.livejournal.com
I tried that, but she never wants to STOP. I'd never get any sleep

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