So...

[xp_topaz]

Has anyone seen a mouse? It's about five inches long, has a pink year and blue ear, and is stuffed with cat nip. And it might be walking around on its own. Nothing to be alarmed by just... let me know.

Comments

[xp-strange.livejournal.com]

Wait...so we're allowed to do that? Awesome! I always wanted to try sword fighting with a real knight.

[x-topaz.livejournal.com]

No, I'm allowed to do that because I don't bring anything to life that could chop my head off.

[xp-strange.livejournal.com]

so what you're saying is if I choose something cuddly and innocent then I should be ok? Sweet, I'm sure Clea has a stuffed animal around here somewhere

[x-topaz.livejournal.com]

I'm farming this one out to Amanda

[xp_daytripper]

Oh, no you don't, padawan. Your spell, your idea, you deal with it.

[x-topaz.livejournal.com]

What, seriously? I don't think "don't use magic to bring things to life" is going to sound that great coming from me when I'm still trying to find live cat nip mice.

[xp_daytripper]

Exactly.

[x-topaz.livejournal.com]

This is a horrible lesson for everyone involved.

Stephen, I'm a cautionary tale, not an example to follow. Don't be like me

[xp_daytripper]

Stephen. No.

[xp-strange.livejournal.com]

What if I promise to be really really careful! I'll give him a foam sword and everything.

[xp_daytripper]

Accidents still happen. Didn't you ever watch the Disney version of the Sorcerer's Apprentice?

[xp-strange.livejournal.com]

You mean the Nicholas Cage movie?