Last night

[xp_topaz]

So uh... does anyone remember me coming home last night?

We're not speaking of it otherwise. First person who makes fun of me will wake up with something very unpleasant in their bed. Don't test me.

Comments

[xp_nightcrawler]

You had fallen asleep. I saw the cab arrive and the driver seemed not to know what to do.

[xp_topaz]

Oh. Ah. Yeah I think I freaked him out a little.

Thanks

[xp_nightcrawler]

You are quite welcome.

[xp_velocidad]

Glad you made it.

[xp_topaz]

Safe and sound and minimal fuss

[xp_velocidad]

You say that like it was assured.

[xp_darcy]

You left while I was in the restroom which... GAL CODE, TOPAZ. I was gonna bring your drunky butt home for free and with minimal shaming/maximum "please drink this before sleeping" to hopefully not make you feel like death today.

[xp_topaz]

You were there? When did you show up? I really don't remember.

[xp_darcy]

Yeah you were... very drunky, missy. Like "drink to forget my miserable ex and also that I need a liver" kinda thought we were gonna have to pour you into a car like jello. But I popped into the restroom and then ZOOM you were gone!

[xp_topaz]

Well, that was the plan. So mission accomplished, I suppose. I am sorry I left you, though. Like I said, I really don't remember much after... Gabriel's bar, I think.

[xp_darcy]

Yeah, that was where I finally found you! I'm not surprised you don't remember me being there... I'm surprised you remember anything fron that night, tbh.

[xp_echo]

If anyone makes fun of you I’ll punch them in the nose.

[xp_topaz]

A menacing glare will probably work just as well

[xp_echo]

Punching is more fun, but fine. Glaring it is.