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[xp_topaz]

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[xp_darcy]

...girl, where are you drinking because I need to be there for this.

[xp_topaz]

lots of places. in a cra ndow. not umy own.

[xp_darcy]

ok but where is next place so i can meet you there?
do you know the people you're in a car with.

[xp_topaz]

forget tyhe name. itx's pa .artb
i's one of tzhose phuone thingikes. press a button get ra car.

[xp_darcy]

mmk drunky, i'll come join you.

[xp_trance]

Oh boy, someone is going to be having a headache tomorrow...

I do not think you will read this, but please be careful out there?

[xp_topaz]

Course. m'alwys carful

[xp_trance]

Why am I having a hard time believing that...

[xp_topaz]

dunno. ti mean i'm lvaige rigqht. not dead

[xp_northstar]

... you told me not to come back to New York for this? You are terrible at PR. When I return, I will do this for you.

[xp_topaz]

Shush, elf

[xp_northstar]

You shush, nag. The typos, they are everywhere.

[xp_topaz]

blupmy car riude

[xp_northstar]

What does that mean?

[xp_echo]

Blumpmy car riude. Really, how can anyone not understand that?

[xp_northstar]

Go away. You annoy me still.

[xp_echo]

I'm told that I'm meant to actually honor that sort of wish these days. Feel lucky.

[xp_topaz]

the car ried. iws bumpy

[xp_northstar]

You took no breaks from when I spoke to you before, correct? I am glad you are using the Uber? Is it the Uber?

[xp_topaz]

it's my birthdazy. i can spenjd it howuever mi want. and yeah, that's the one. ucber

[xp_northstar]

Just do not cry. (It is a song reference, oui?)

[xp_topaz]

youe'r askign mer?

[xp_northstar]

I am making sure you understood I did not think you would actually cry.

[xp_echo]

Novice. Everyone knows if you're going to drink you hide your phone first.

[xp_topaz]

need umy phone. mfor crs.a

[xp_echo]

So have someone else hold it for you. What is mfor crs a?

[xp_deadpool]

She needs her phone. For cars. To pick her up so she's not driving. We're having that talk, by the way. Now.

[xp_echo]

[You've reached the message bank of Maya Lincoln-Lopez. She's sorry she can't be here right now but please leave a message and she'll get back to you soon. Beeeeeep]

[xp_deadpool]

Don't make me come find you, chica. Or me and your granddad'll be having a talk, too.

[xp_echo]

Fine. I'm in the common room watching Phineas and Ferb. Is this going to be an 'I'm disappointed in you' conversation or is it going to be a 'I expect you to give me details if you're drinking so I can make sure you're safe' conversation? Because I'd much prefer the latter to the former.

[xp_deadpool]

That depends on a couple different things. My suite. Three minutes.

[xp_echo]

Fine. I'll have you know that I'm on a particularly good episode of Phineas and Ferb. See how much I respect you?

I'll be there in a minute.

[xp_topaz]

cars. not drivying myself

[xp_echo]

Well, at least you're smart about that.

[xp_topaz]

not ka total hidiot. contrary nto most beliefws.

[xp_deadpool]

Everyone, huh? It's Saturday night. Let's have a talk about how you know enough about drinking to call a 21 year old a novice.

[xp_velocidad]

honestly, this is beautiful

[xp_topaz]

rude.

[xp_velocidad]

it's a compliment.

[xp_topaz]

btake your word for it. yonu work at a bar riwght? where's thta?

[xp_velocidad]

I can drop you a pin but things don't get heated up until later so

[xp_topaz]

nod't ngeed heated. juskt need a decernt drink.

[xp_velocidad]

Yeah, come through. You should bring a friend, maybe.