How

[xp_topaz]

How is it still January? Did something happen to reality? It's entirely possible I finally spent too long in Avalon...

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[xp_bevatron]

At the risk of sounding like my cousin, have you been eating regularly?

[xp_topaz]

Also at the risk of sounding like your cousin, yes, because the birds won’t leave me alone otherwise. I have bird babysitters. Magic is rubbish.

[xp_synch]

The holidays cause some type of time dilation that makes January the longest month of the year.