So...

[xp_topaz]

I guess we just wait for a magical portal to consume Chicago....

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/502753/chicago-library-needs-help-transcribing-17th-century-spellbooks

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[xp_shadowcat]

Seconded.

My mother's still in Chicago. I'm sure if the place goes to hell, I'll hear all about it.