I can't imagine...

[xp_topaz]

why no one wants to keep me company in the creepy magical storage place. I lit it up, put on some music, it's not that bad.

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

I'm not getting feelings I'm getting a pep talk and hair compliments

[xp_topaz]

First off, I can't imagine who's complimenting you with the mountain man beard.

Second... that's a new one, I'll make a note of it. The goal at some point is to figure out what it does to everyone and see if there's a common factor.

[xp_wildchild]

My mom
I mean at least her voice

[xp_topaz]

Have some time to talk during the week about it? That's definitely a new one.

You don't even have to come in, I'm working right near the door.

[xp_wildchild]

It's real weird, T. I mean I was only in there for like an hour to get some lights setup and for reals, I got a hair compliment and told my girlfriend was cute

[xp_topaz]

Yeah there's definitely something weird going on with this place, and that is creepy. I can only assume it's a spell or something...

[xp_wildchild]

spell curse dimensional fuckery whatever

[xp_topaz]

It's on my list of things to figure out. Right under "I don't even know what bloody language this is just put it in the ask Doug about pile"

[xp_cypher]

n.b. i can tell you what something is saying, i can't always identify a language that i don't know

though i can usually give best guesses from context (romance languages sound similar, etc)

[xp_topaz]

I'll take what I can get. It can wait anyways.

Possibly until a time that's not 1 in the morning

[xp_wildchild]

well I got ten bucks on dimensional whatthefuckery

[xp_topaz]

Isn't magic great?

[xp_banshee]

Also, I am cute.

[xp_wildchild]

I mean yes totes but my mom has like never said a good thing about anyone I've dated and she's hated my hair since I was 14

also she kind of, um, died a few years ago so that's that

[xp_banshee]

...

Would you like to go for a run? I'll make lunch after.

[xp_wildchild]

YEs

[xp_banshee]

Lovely. I'll meet you at your suite.

[xp_cypher]

um

shit

you okay dude?

[xp_wildchild]

Yeah mostly. It's fucking weird but not like... trauma weird just like I don't know what to do with it weird

Plus I like, ran myself into the ground in the DR after the first time so I got most of the what the actual fuck out of my system

[xp_banshee]

Well, I like your beard.

[xp_wallflower]

I feel that it is at this point I must question your taste.

[xp_banshee]

Question it all you like, love. Doesn't mean it'll be changing.

[xp_wallflower]

Apologies. I was attempting to subtly tease you and, I believe the term is 'smack talk', Kyle. I feel perhaps I missed the mark just a tad.