Time is fake

[xp_topaz]

Had a confusing few days, not entirely sure where I've been, but there were mosquitos and I missed Holi. I can deal with mosquitos, but missing Holi again will not stand.

Starting now until around sunset tomorrow, random doorknobs have been rigged to explode color when touched. There's also the usual stashes of color bombs hidden around the mansion.

The library is closed until tomorrow.

Comments

[xp_tarot]

I know Florida is horrible but I do not think it is so horrible that you should have forgotten it is Florida.


Unless Florida Man erased your memories which is entirely possible, in which case, you were in Miami.

[xp_topaz]

If I've forgotten Florida, then it's for a good reason and I won't question it

[xp_bevatron]

Qu'est-ce que c'est Florida Man?

[xp_tarot]

Florida Man is unknowable.

[xp_bevatron]

Yes, that is why I am asking you because you know enough to make a comment about him.

[xp_tarot]

He is Florida Man. He is the mascot of all that is the state of Florida. He uses a private plane to draw a GPS phallus. He throws an alligator through a fast-food franchise window. He vandalizes crabs with political messages. He tries to go for a joyride on a manatee. He is Florida Man.

[xp_darcy]

Oh is that why I'm covered in blue? Let me find some of those color bombs and one sneaky librarian...