A trade

[xp_topaz]

My soul to the first person who brings me a six-pack of whatever energy drink you can find. I'm pretty sure they all taste the same.

Disclaimer: I make no promises about the condition my soul is in. You get what you get.

Comments

[xp_loa]

I will only bring you a six-pack of energy drinks on the grounds that you will also be drinking the nutrient drink I bring along, in its entirety.
(Remind me if you're vegan or not, because that changes the ingredients.)

[xp_topaz]

The more you talk about that, the less inclined I am to ever touch it

(not vegan, just vegetarian)